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The Following is a true email I received from something I did last night. Yes this is 100 percent true. I took out my address for privacy's sake.



   Willyjoeshow™


    On Wed, Apr 29, 2009 at 12:45 AM,


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    This notice hereby confirms that

    William J Reed
    xxxx xxxxx Dr
    Lakeland
    FL
    33805
    United States

    is an ordained member of the clergy of
    The Church of Spiritual Humanism
    Date of Ordination: April 28, 2009
    Ordained by R. A. Zorger, President
    www.SpiritualHumanism.org
    ******************************************************

    CONGRATULATIONS AND WELCOME!

    The Church of Spiritual Humanism is happy to inform you that your ordination request has been reviewed and approved, and you are now an officially ordained clergy member.

    We are now offering our members ordination certificates, clergy wallet ID cards, blank certificates for various ceremonies, and "The Officiate's Manual" which contains
    lots of useful information for new clergy members. Many clergy members find these items useful when performing their religious services.


    You are now entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to ordained members of the clergy. The record of your ordination has been entered into the official
    permanent records of the Church of Spiritual Humanism. Ordinations by the Church of Spiritual Humanism are for life, and are awarded completely free and without monetary
    charge.


    Please print or otherwise preserve this notice for your records.

    As an ordained member of the clergy, you are hereby authorized by the CSH to officiate religious rites and ceremonies, including marriage, baby naming, funeral services,
    invocations, and holiday ceremonies, as permitted and subject to the laws and regulations of your country, state, and municipality.  It is important that before you
    officiate any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you know and comply with all laws governing your locality.

    The Church of Spiritual Humanism promotes religion based on reason. As a member of the CSH clergy it is your charge to strive to base your actions on, and influence others
    to be motivated by, deliberation and reason and not the irrational, emotional, or subjective. Furthermore your responsibilities are to peacefully follow the proper course of
    action, and to avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for your actions as a member of the clergy.

    If you have any question please feel free to email me. You may also be interested in visiting the independently run Spiritual Humanism Forum

    Thanks for helping make the world a better place,

    R. A. Zorger, President
    Church of Spiritual Humanism

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