Sad Salt Pork

I bought some salt pork today because I was in the mood for the salty goodness. I made omelets and biscuits to go with the salty goodness of the salt pork. After fixing myself a plate and some milk and coffee I sat down to enjoy the salty goodness of my half pound of salt pork. I could feel my blood pressure rising to an impending heart attack just by looking at the rashers on my plate. I took my first bite with great anticipation of that salty goodness...Damn it, the stuff is not salty at all. WTF? I know that stuff is normally like sliding your tongue across a deer lick, but this stuff makes tap water seem salty. GRRR now I"m mad, well not mad, but dissapointed. Oh well, at least there's jelly on my biscuits.

~Willyjoeshow™

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